untitled-warning:

remember when joel handed the mic to me to sing this oh lord


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officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

(via dutchster)


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stressball:

Am I pretty yet?
missrunescape:

neongenesisevangaylion:

this is so true i love baking heart shaped cookies while playing jenga

7 minutes in fart


teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via downcastdelusion)


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